Just got a straw fedora.
It’s come to this.
*extremely gruff and scary Persian father walks into room*
*Flairs his nostrils*
*Looks as if he’s ready to slay a million men with his bare hands*
“You want pizza?”
Hamlet is a great guy
I aspire to be him
This is now a hornet hate blog
We dun’ like their kind ‘round here
Im sitting here, on a saturday night, watching a video of a Japanese hornet.
Im waiting for it to get killed after it decimated a beehive as to appease my sense of justice in this world.
Its come to this.
I need a detailed account of Madame du Pomadour’s sex life and if she was infact a prude,
I want to determine if she did infact guillotine her son’s genitals.
This is a top priority
Went to hershey park
Played a game to pass the time while my friends were getting food
Won a fucking gigantic yellow bumblebee
Carried it around for the next four hours on my back
No regrets
